Guitars
Guitar advice from a wall of instruments bought, gigged, and sold over twenty years: which model actually fits you, when the cheap one is the right answer, and how to buy used without getting burned.
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Fender Player II vs Player Plus: What the Extra Money Actually Buys
Player Plus sits above Player II with hotter pickups, locking tuners, and a rolled fingerboard edge. Here's who actually needs those upgrades and who doesn't.
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Gibson USA vs Epiphone Inspired by Gibson: Is the Real Thing Worth the Gap?
What US manufacturing, USA pickups, and the Gibson name actually buy you over Epiphone's Inspired by Gibson line, and where that gap has genuinely closed.
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The Guitar Gear Glossary: Every Term Explained in Plain English
A plain-English glossary of guitar, amp, and pedal terms, from scale length and tonewood to true bypass and headroom, no jargon required.
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Squier Affinity vs Squier Sonic: The Two Cheapest Fenders, Compared
Sonic and Affinity are Fender's two entry-level Squier tiers. Here's what actually differs and how to pick without overspending on a first guitar.
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What's Actually in My Rack Right Now
A running inventory of the guitars, amps, and pedals actually in Mike's rack today, sorted by what he's tested and what's still unreviewed.
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The Fender Lineup, Explained: Every Tier From Squier Sonic to Custom Shop
An objective guide to where each Fender and Squier tier actually sits in 2026: what changes at each price jump, who each one is really for, and where our real reviews overlap.
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The Gibson and Epiphone Lineup, Explained: Every Tier From Player Pack to Murphy Lab
An objective guide to where each Epiphone and Gibson tier actually sits in 2026: what changes at each price jump, who each one is really for, and where our real reviews overlap.
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Loud Pickups Aren't Good Pickups: What Output Actually Buys You
Why high-output pickups get confused with quality pickups, why single-coil dynamics matter more than most players realize, and how the right amp changes the whole equation.
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Epiphone Futura Series: The New Shape Nobody's Reissuing
Epiphone's Futura series ditches the reissue playbook for original contemporary shapes and modern output, and why that means extra scrutiny on any specific example.
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Epiphone Inspired by Gibson Custom: A Budget Mirror of the Real Custom Shop
What Epiphone's Inspired by Gibson Custom tier actually replicates from Gibson's real Custom Shop catalog, and why it's worth checking this tier before assuming you need Custom Shop money.
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Epiphone Inspired by Gibson: The Biggest Value Jump in the Whole Catalog
Why the modern Epiphone Inspired by Gibson line is the single best value tier on the entire Gibson/Epiphone ladder: real Gibson specs, licensed pickups, and a fraction of USA pricing.
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Epiphone Originals: Not Gibson Copies, Epiphone's Own History
The Casino, Riviera, Sheraton, Coronet, and Wilshire aren't budget versions of a Gibson model, they're Epiphone's own semi-hollow and hollow-body heritage, P-90s and all.
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Epiphone Player Pack: The Beginner Bundle, Honestly Assessed
What's actually in an Epiphone Player Pack, what corners get cut to hit the price, and why this tier exists purely to get someone playing, not to be anyone's long-term guitar.
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Fender American Professional II: Where 'Made in America' Stops Being a Marketing Line
What actually changes when a Fender moves from Mexico to Corona: wood selection, V-Mod II pickups, and the build consistency you're really paying for at this tier.
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Fender American Ultra II: Maximum Modern Comfort, Zero Vintage Compromise
Contoured heels, noiseless pickups, and a modern neck shape: what American Ultra II actually changes, who it's built for, and the tradeoff hidden in its quietest feature.
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Fender American Vintage II: USA Build, Vintage-Correct Everything
What replaced the discontinued American Original line: period-correct pickups, hardware, and finishes built to a specific year, at USA pricing and USA authenticity.
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Fender Custom Shop: What You're Actually Paying For
Master Built one-offs, Team-Built production runs, relic aging, and artist signature models: a breakdown of what Custom Shop actually is and why it's a different kind of purchase entirely.
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Fender Player II: The Default Fender, and Why That's a Compliment
Player II is the tier most gigging and recording players should actually buy. What changed from the original Player, what it costs in 2026, and who it's not for.
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Fender Player Plus: More Output, More Travel-Stability, Still Not USA
Player Plus sits above Player II with hotter pickups, locking tuners, and a rolled fingerboard edge. What that buys, what it doesn't, and who it's actually for.
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Squier Affinity Series: The Real Step Up From Sonic
What actually changes between Squier Sonic and Squier Affinity, typical street prices, notable models, and who this tier is genuinely right for.
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Squier Classic Vibe: Why It Stops Being a Squier Joke
What actually changes at the Classic Vibe tier: vintage-correct specs, real pickups, and the build quality that makes this the point where Squier stops being a punchline.
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Squier Paranormal: The Weird-Shape Tier, Explained
Squier's Paranormal series covers off-pattern shapes and oddball specs at a mid-tier price. What's in the line, what it costs, and who it's actually built for.
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Squier Sonic Series: What Fender's Cheapest Guitars Actually Get You
A spec-and-positioning breakdown of Squier's entry-level Sonic series: what's actually different at this price, which models exist, and who should (and shouldn't) buy one.
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Fender Standard Series: The Newest Rung on the Ladder, Explained
Fender's newest tier slots in below Player with a real Fender badge and a Mexican build. Here's exactly what that badge does and doesn't guarantee yet.
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Fender Vintera III: Buying a Specific Decade, Not Just a Guitar
Vintera III is Fender's reissue line, built to replicate a specific era's pickup voicing and hardware. Who should buy into a decade instead of an all-rounder.
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Gibson Custom Murphy Lab: Buying a Guitar That Looks 65 Years Old
What Murphy Lab aging actually is, the difference between Light, Heavy, and Ultra Light aging, honest 2026 pricing, and who this most polarizing Gibson tier is really for.
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Gibson Custom Shop: What R7, R8, and R9 Actually Mean
A real breakdown of Gibson Custom Shop's Historic Reissue R-number system, what R7, R8, and R9 actually specify, and where the rest of this tier's pricing comes from.
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Gibson USA Modern Collection: Same Shapes, Fewer Vintage Compromises
How Gibson's Modern Collection changes the Original Collection recipe: neck profiles, switching options, and asymmetrical contours, plus honest pricing and who it's actually for.
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Gibson USA Original Collection: The Classic Recipe, Built New
What separates Gibson USA's Original Collection from Epiphone below it and Custom Shop above it: materials, build process, notable models, and honest pricing for 2026.
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Guitar Humidity and Storage: The Cheap Insurance Nobody Buys
What humidity actually does to a guitar, the warning signs of damage before it's expensive, and the cheap, boring habits that prevent nearly all of it.
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Nitro vs Poly Finish: Does It Actually Change the Tone?
The real differences between nitrocellulose and polyurethane guitar finishes: durability, feel, aging, and an honest look at whether either one actually changes how a guitar sounds.
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Scale Length Explained: 25.5" vs 24.75" and What It Actually Changes
Why the distance between nut and bridge affects string tension, tone, and playing feel more than almost any other spec, and how to use it to actually choose a guitar.
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Buying a Guitar Online Without Playing It First: How to Not Get Burned
Reverb, marketplace, and retailer tactics from someone who's bought and sold online for years: what photos to demand, what questions filter sellers, and when to walk.
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Single-Coil vs P-90 vs Humbucker: The Pickup Guide From a Rack That Has All Three
What actually makes single-coils, P-90s, and humbuckers sound different, which music each serves, and how to pick, from someone who gigs and records all three.
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Reverend Eastsider T vs Fender Telecaster: I Own Both, Here's the Honest Split
The modern T-style question, answered from a rack that holds both: where the Reverend objectively wins, where the Fender recipe still rules, and who should buy which.
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The Used Electric Guitar Checklist: What to Inspect Before You Hand Over Cash
A seller's-side view of buying used electric guitars: the ten-minute inspection, what actually matters (neck, frets, electronics), and what's just haggling theater.
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Gibson ES-335 with P-90s: The Rare One, Reviewed After Years of Ownership
A long-term review of the Custom Shop ES-335 with factory dogear P-90s: what the rare pickup swap does to the most famous semi-hollow ever made.
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Reverend Eastsider T Review: The Telecaster Fender Doesn't Make
A long-term look at Pete Anderson's Reverend signature: chambered korina, roasted maple, and Talnico pickups in a T-style that fixes the Tele's few honest flaws.
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Telecaster vs Stratocaster: One of Them Needs an Entourage
The eternal Fender question, answered with real differences (bridge, pickups, feel) and one firmly held opinion: Teles plug in, Strats bring a support team.
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The $40 Guitar Setup: The Best Upgrade You Can Buy Is Not a Guitar
What a professional setup actually includes, why it transforms cheap guitars, when you need one, and which parts you can safely learn to do yourself.
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Acoustic or Electric First? Pick the One You'll Actually Practice
The honest answer to the most common beginner guitar question, including the finger-pain myth, the real costs of each path, and the one factor that predicts who keeps playing.
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Squier Classic Vibe vs Fender Player: Where Does the Extra $300 Actually Go?
The best Squiers and the entry Fenders overlap more than the headstock suggests. What the price gap really buys, and who should pocket the difference.